My phone can't figure out that it's 9:24am. My head can't figure out why my phone is dumb. dumb numb and on a roll. a kaiser roll preferably. set somewhere on a bench for some bird to peck at and lose site of the passersby and result in the possibility of being stepped on.

Hair takes forever to grow. Hair is odd. it's odder than a mad hatter. ps: nick beary makes an unusual mad hatter. a feminine cross-dressing mad hatter? i dont know. because the mad hatter is male... or so i've presumed for some time now but yet nick was wearing makeup (not that the mad hatter wouldn't wear make up as a man or that make up makes a man a cross-dresser by all means) but something about nick's application of makeup truely confused my gender-awareness. what the fuck am i talking about? i was a 60's greasey boy or whatever... well i was until right before the party when i decided i wanted to wear pajamas because fuck halloween. FUCK it to hell! ???

Signs of Schizophrenia.
First rule out a lot of other conditions (seizure disorders, metabolic disorders, thyroid disfunction, brain tumor, street drug use, etc) that sometimes have similar symptoms.

hallucinations, delusions, racing thoughts
apathy, lack of emotion, poor social functioning
disorganized thoughts, difficulty concentrating, difficulty completing tasks, memory problems
etc.

feeling detached from your body. do you? hell.


Neologisms (in this section we will have the new word of the day):
brigin.

now please tell me what it means. go.